Totally Useless Office Skills($22.95Value)

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Rick Davis has written, without a doubt, the oddest training manual you'll ever see. Prepare yourself for a life-altering experience that shows you how to relieve occupational stress. "I am deeply impressed to find someone with even more spare time than I have." -- Dave Barry "Promises to enliven Dilbert-style office drudgery and kill all chances of promotion." -- Boston Herald "Yes, America needs this book. -- Concord Sunday Monitor 75 Great Ways to Play at Work. Pencil Tricks, Telephone Songs, Credit Card Buzzing, Letter Opener Swallowing, Business Card Animals, Calculator Games, Fun with Your Fax, and 65 other ways to goof off at the office. "I am most impressed to find someone with even more spare time than I have." Dave Barry -- Book Description Rick Davis, author of Totally Useless Skills , returns with ways to entertain coworkers, annoy the boss, and relieve excess occupational stress. Acquire skills with absolutely no practical value to make the work day more entertaining--such as faxing an endless document, performing necktie magic, and singing telephone songs. Business Humor at its best. Of Rick Davis of Totally Useless Office Skills Dave Barry says,"I am deeply impressed to find someone with even more spare time than I have." "Promises to enliven Dilbert-style office drudgery and kill all chances of promotion." -Boston Herald Rick Davis, founder of the Institute of Totally Useless Skills, is a former Ringling Brothers Circus clown who has performed at DisneyWorld, on Broadway, on HBO, and at fine laundromats everywhere. He travels nationwide as a corporate comic, holds a degree in philosophy (his first useless skill) and lives in New Hampshire with his wife and children who tolerate his compulsive, expulsive, and repulsive singing. THE ENDLESS FAX This stunt is guaranteed to not make you Employee-of-the-Month, you'll be greatly relieved to know. Make two copies of a friendly message like, "Bob's A Jerk." Tape them together. Feed them to your fax machine and start sending. When the first sheet comes out, quickly tape it to the second sheet to form a loop. Now go on a long vacation. See if anything interesting happens by the time you get back. Used Book in Good Condition