Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps - Iron-On Patch for Easy Identification of Classified Group Members - Funny Patch for Your Jacket, Backpack, Hat, Bag($13.95Value)

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CORPS EMBROIDERED PATCH - Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Laser Corps embroidered patches available to the public. HOOK AND LOOP OR IRON-ON VERSIONS - The patch measures 3.5-inches wide and can be purchased as a hook and loop back or iron-on version. Easy to place on virtually any backpack, bag, or denim jacket ALL ARE WELCOME - There's a job for everyone in the corps! Get your Secret Jewish Space Laser hook and loop or iron patch and join today! TOP SECRET - Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched from a secret base behind a lower east side deli. The Secret Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists FUND THE FUTURE - 50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting rights organizations. Join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear your new embroidered patch with pride! We make every patch with materials so that it lasts for years to come. This patch is 3.5" across. Add the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps patch to your backpack, jacket, hat, or anywhere else you want to declare your (secret) membership in the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps. The Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps patch was created by Dissent Pins. We've designed hundreds of fun products at Dissent Pins that help "Fund The Future." We donate 50% of our profits to social causes that our customers strongly believe in.