Bad Boys, Bad Boys: What Does a Lawyer Do?!: Outrageous Stories From a Criminal Defense Lawyer Who's Seen It All($18.99Value)

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⚠️ NSFL: Not Safe for Law School, Judges with Fragile Egos, or Anyone Who Thinks “Innocent Until Proven Guilty” Still Means Something. One of the funniest and most insightful legal books you’ll read in your lifetime. It isn’t your professor’s legal ethics seminar. It’s a flamethrower aimed at the bloated belly of the justice system. Robert L. Wegman—defense attorney and unofficial therapist to clients who treat court dates like suggestions, takes you on a wild ride delivering laugh-out-loud sarcasm and irreverent humor all while teaching a thing or two about the legal system. Inside this courtroom circus: Snoop Dogg moonlights as a bounty hunter with Martha Stewart as backup and Shaquille O’Neal and Dennis Rodman as muscle. (a full-scale Comedy Central-style roast) Clients mouth "She lyin!” mid-trial like they’re auditioning for Judge Mathis: The Musical . Sovereign citizens explain the Constitution using nothing but Reddit and TikTok threads. *** This book may cause spontaneous laughter, sudden bursts of profanity, and a deep existential fear that our legal system is being held together by duct tape *** If you’re EASILY OFFENDED, put down the book and step away Early Praise (none of them credible): 🗣️ “Funniest thing I’ve read since the judge asked me if I had a job.” Inmate #542991, currently unavailable for comment 🗣️ “This book made me laugh so hard, I violated probation.” Chaz "Lil Cheesesteak" McCracken, fugitive and Yelp reviewer 🗣️ “I don’t read, but I stole a copy from my public defender.” Tattooed guy in holding cell, possibly named Ricky 🗣️ “If sarcasm were a crime, this author would be serving life.” Judge S. McGrumpy, 1st Judicial Circuit 🗣️ “10/10 would skip court again.” Amazon Review by someone with an ankle monitor