My Cat Doesn't Like You, Kiddo: Professor Joshie’s Wisdom for Kids – Funny Rhymes, Cat Stories, and Life Lessons that Teach Kindness, Empathy, and ...($12.99Value)

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Listen, kiddo— we need to talk about how you’re treating cats. You squeeze. You chase. You yell. You drop toys on my tail. And then you wonder why I give you the look. In this funny, rhyming picture book, I—Professor Joshie—share my hard-earned wisdom on what it takes to earn a cat’s respect (and maybe even a purr). Along the way, you’ll discover that the lessons that work for cats work for people too —because kindness, patience, and respect never go out of style. So, if you’re ready to learn, grab a snack (preferably tuna) and listen up: Inside this book, you’ll discover: • How to tell when a cat’s had enough attention in this funny cat book for kids. • Why quiet kindness works better than loud love in this rhyming picture book. • What “personal space” really means (hint: it’s everywhere I sit). • That the same rules that make cats happy also make people kinder, calmer, and easier to love. • And how a cat’s respect is something you earn, not chase—a life lesson every child can learn. It’s funny. Clever. A little bit sassy. But behind the whiskers and wit, there’s a bigger truth—how we treat animals teaches us how to treat each other. Respect me, kiddo, and before long, I just might like you too. —Professor Joshie 🐾