We Are Very Important Cavemen: Collected Humor, 2002 – 2026($12.00Value)

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We Are Very Important Cavemen gathers in one volume writer Jamie Allen’s sharp, odd, endearing, and at times maniacal humor pieces published over the past two-plus decades. The subjects range widely – hairstyles, Starbucks, branding agencies, influencers and memes, technology, ghosts, karaoke singers, writers and editors, dogs and cats, dads, children, soccer stars, movie stars, U.S. presidents, Sir Isaac Newton, Father John Misty, even cavemen. But they all have one thing in common — in Allen’s satirical and sentimental eye, they’re fair game. ••• "Loved We Are Very Important Cavemen and so will you." – Mike Sacks, Stinker Lets Loose , Passable in Pink , This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel “ McSweeney's and other online humor outposts can't be burned for warmth – unlike this collection, which doubles as emergency kindling. As we regress from upright bespectacled literate folk to grunting cave-dwellers (farewell, Jetsonian dreams), these pages will provide both laughter and literal light in the coming Paleolithic Era 2.0.” – Lee Klein, editor of Eyeshot.net and author of Like It Matters: An Unpublishable Novel ••• Jamie Allen is the author of the novel The Dashing Diner , published in 2024, and the creator of the Squirrel Census.