TUMOR: A Love Story($12.00Value)

Description

Darkly comic, raw, and unexpectedly tender, TUMOR: A Love Story... follows Ezra Toomer Schwarzwalder, a broke Kansas farm kid who robs a small-town bank, hides the money in a pink porcelain pig, and joins the Army to outrun his guilt...and the Feds. What begins as an act of desperation spirals into a wild journey through military absurdity, exile in South Korea, and an unlikely romance with a fiercely determined young woman and her unconventional family. As Ezra tries to rebuild his past, he finds himself building something new...love, responsibility, and belonging...where he least expects it. Irreverent, sometimes profane, yet hilarious and heartfelt, TUMOR: A Love Story is a novel about survival , second chances, and discovering that redemption sometimes arrives disguised as chaos. A blend of Midwestern grit, military satire, and absurdist realism; unapologetically blunt, but deeply human...using humor, not to soften trauma, but to endure it.