DON'T CALL ME PHIL($12.55Value)

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DON’T CALL ME PHILBartholomew Reginald Whistlesworth III is done being America’s unwilling weather mascot. Every February, he’s dragged from his burrow, shoved into the spotlight, and forced to predict the forecast he doesn’t even care about. So this year, he escapes.What follows is a chaotic run for freedom involving a stolen monocle, a passive-aggressive resignation letter, and an accidental partnership with Rollie—a hyperactive roly-poly who treats personal space like a myth.Together, they stumble through food heists, highway disasters, and a very angry small-town mayor, all while arguing over whether they’re friends or just stuck with each other.A buddy comedy with bite, heart, and zero respect for tradition.